Computer "Speak"

Had fun with the "Bird Talk" [SEE: last blog entry] so I thought of sharing something similar today (accompanied by photos, of course) which I received via an email quite a while ago.

Laptop = where the cat sleeps
Software = plastic knives & forks
Hardware = stainless steel knives & forks
Search Engine = what you do when the car won't start
Yahoo = what you say when the car starts again



Window = what you shut when it's cold
Screen = what you shut in the mosquito season
Byte = what mosquitoes do
Bit = what mosquitoes did
Mega Byte = what mosquitoes do at the dam




Mouse = what eats the grain in the shed
Mainframe = what holds the shed up
User = the neighbour that keeps borrowing things
Server = the bloke at the pub who brings the lunch
Cursor = the bloke that swears a lot

Web = what spiders make
Web Site = the shed
Keyboard = where you hang the house & car keys
Hard Drive = trip back home without any cold beer




Network = when you have to repair the fishing nets
Internet = complicated fish net repair
Netscape = when fish manoeuvre out of reach of the net
Chip = a bar snack
Micro Chip = what's left in the bag after you've eaten the chips
Modem = what you did to the lawn